Salutations ladies, gentlemen, daemons, creatures, lizards, rats, lords, and ladies!
Welcome to the first edition of the TRUBBL TIMES! We're here to bring you the latest, greatest, hottest, gutsiest news from the Totally Ridiculous and Underhanded Blood Bowl League!
For right now we've just gotten word that the first teams are starting to trickle in, so no real player news as of yet. Coaches though, those we do know!
Hailing from the veteran wastes of the frozen tundra, Kemper will be leading a Chaos team for the first time ever. A veteran coach from years past, his long hiatus hopefully didn't leave too much rust on his yelling lungs.
From the rain-soaked jungles, Preddles is an up and coming leader of a Necromantic squad. Looking to make a name for himself, it is rumored he takes his inspiration from some...other...sport.
Reaching out through the aether, Grims_bb leads an Undead group of mighty warriors. Once-mighty warriors. Who could be mighty again!
Arriving from distant lands is NotHanz, war-leader of Orcs. Their cries of bloodlust shall only be sated by glorious victory! Or possibly Dwarven mead we hear.
Sneaking up from the southern reaches comes Arco_ ahead of his Skaven team. Having once played the sport himself, he now coaches a ruthless band of point-scoring vermin!
Growing up in the city has given Drysil a touch of class many others lack. His Human lads on the other hand have not had the same upbringing...
World-travelling SSLG has gained such insights that he has a rabid following of Skaven who willingly take the field for him day in and day out. No, seriously, we're pretty sure at least one of them is rabid.
Arriving from distant Pottsylvania, Gatzby leads a troop of Orcs that break every mold. Humorous, gentle, and here for a laugh, they still broke the steel binds local authorities tried to put on them.
Another veteran coach is Garc_mall. Formerly a DungeonBowl champion while leading a nimble team, these days he can be found bashing it out with Chaos Dwarves at his side. We'll see if his old tactics can translate to a new team.
Joining the Chaos Dwarf ranks is Tenspeed. Blessed with quick thoughts, quick hands, and quick feet, his team are not known for matching him! Which is why he's the coach.
Still recovering from old wounds sustained on the field in his playing days, RevBadger rounds out a local side made up entirely of Skaven. A shrewd operator in his prime, his injuries have moved him to a role where his knowledge can be passed on to fresh meat.
Originally a hunting party gone awry, the Elf team of NefariousJoe decided that since they were here, they would play. Known in other sports as a brilliant tactician, can he translate one success into another?
Raising the level of the land at the end is Sammich, summoning his Undead minions to crush those ahead! Will his new outlook on the lives of all creatures give him an advantage over the rest of the field?
We'll find out soon! Rumor has it that the schedule is ready and only awaiting final team registration information!
Let's go find some TRUBBL!
-TRUBBL Seeker
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